Miscellaneous: Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom,...

By ThanksMom - 08/07/2016 07:54 - United States - State College

Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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Let's go for a walk

By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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By jess - 15/02/2012 17:47 - United States

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

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Alexa, play "A Forest" by The Cure

By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 21:20 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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Pain in the neck

By Anonymous - 14/02/2020 05:00

Today, my mom drove my car and ran had to make a u turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she speeds to turn running off the road and denting my car. Make it worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions. Then follows up with it is not that bad. FML

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Trashy

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, after my dad insisted that the trash go out last night, even though I always take it out in the morning because of the stray dog problem in our neighborhood, I took it anyway to appease him. He woke me up banging on my door and screaming because the strays had thrown the trash all over the road in the night, and he blames me. FML

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camoMS 18

Friday 8 July 2016 15:52

Next time she's bringing in groceries run up the driveway saying "You're on your own!"

Tripartita 44

Friday 8 July 2016 15:55

In my professional opinion, you were momentarily trapped in a cartoon. This would also explain the reluctance to run off to the side of the driveway and to somewhere the drivers wouldn't go.

Comments

Geckosrock99 33

Friday 8 July 2016 21:20

I hope you got a good picture or the licence plate off those assholes' car, OP. They need to realize that that was very dangerous and can be considered attempted vehicular manslaughter if either of you got hurt or killed. That was not a prank.

Sam611001 12

Friday 8 July 2016 21:50

run, forrest, run!

XboxSqueaker 15

Friday 8 July 2016 22:57

you should have sprinted at their car and leaped on to the hood

sprouting 13

Friday 8 July 2016 23:20

World Politics. #justsaying

DRaffie 18

Saturday 9 July 2016 1:25

I thought it was going to end with "then my dad opened the door and started laughing"

rydersmomma16 21

Saturday 9 July 2016 2:23

What the ****? I'm sorry but I'm not following this. How did they chase you up the driveway in their car? Are you indicating that they almost hit you with their car on your OWN driveway? And then your mom ran away l, AND you and she both didn't think, wow, I should call the cops and report this incident (along with the car description and license plate info)??? WTF? YDI.

infinitemonkey 21

Saturday 9 July 2016 5:27

So what exactly should she have done? Stop the car with her super mom strength?

sighlifeman 12

Saturday 9 July 2016 17:25

I don't think she gave birth to you

BloodyGlass 10

Saturday 9 July 2016 20:38

So, when you end up dead, leave a note to her that says, "Now you're on your own." :)

Colon_Man 17

Sunday 10 July 2016 17:47

I'm going to give each of my family members an envelope and tell them not to open them unless I'm dead. Then, after I die they will open them to find a single piece of paper with the word "butts" in the middle.

andrmac 25

Monday 11 July 2016 7:09

Throw trash that will leak or leave a good mark on the car then call the police and report the attempted double murder and describe the trash that leaked onto the car to the dispatcher.