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By Me. - 23/07/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, while taking pictures by the pool, my friend wanted to use my camera. I told her to put the wrist strap on so it wouldn't fall into the pool. She dropped the camera while trying to put the strap on. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML

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By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I was tasked with taking a photo of my best friend getting engaged. As her boyfriend got down on one knee, I got so nervous that I fumbled the camera. It landed right in the lake. I didn’t get a single picture, and now I owe them a new Canon EOS R10. FML

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By catherine - 17/06/2011 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML

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By fmylife. - 29/11/2010 18:02 - Canada

Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I forgot to take my phone out of my bathing suit pocket before I went into the pool. It's not a high-end phone, so that's not why FML. The FML part is because I was on vacation, didn't have internet access, and the phone has no external memory card, so all the pictures I took while on vacation are lost. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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Whiterabbitm1 0

Friday 23 July 2010 12:21

your friend is an idiot, no offence to you

Fentoozler182 0

Friday 23 July 2010 12:24

I had a camera once.

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tincans 0

Friday 23 July 2010 12:35

I neverrrr trust my friends with my camera, for these reasons.

nateball 0

Friday 23 July 2010 12:39

LOL I'M A ******* RETARD.

BeeSkwaird 0

Friday 23 July 2010 14:01

It doesn't say it fell in the pool.

3mi1y_ 16

Friday 23 July 2010 12:41

Buy an underwater camera. Problem solved.

OwNowBrownCow 0

Friday 23 July 2010 12:41

Pics or it didn't happ....nvm

justsayfuck 5

Friday 23 July 2010 12:42

Nice.

selenagirl_fml 0

Friday 23 July 2010 17:49

omg iicaptain, your dog is a creeper!! D:

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 23 July 2010 12:42

she dun goof'd

BananaSticker 0

Friday 23 July 2010 12:45

*likes* :D

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 24 July 2010 7:49

The pics are still on the camera-- just backtrace 'em!

babyceej 4

Friday 23 July 2010 12:42

buy an underwater camera next time

Sake3838 0

Friday 23 July 2010 12:43

H2 OH OH!

cheerbabealaska 0

Friday 23 July 2010 12:51

that pretty much like sucks..

Jimboom 11

Friday 23 July 2010 12:58

YDI for having retarded friends.

oxoashleeoxo 6

Friday 23 July 2010 13:26

Never trust your friend with anything when she's standing next to the pool, looks like you learned the hard way.

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