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By notdaddy - 16/02/2015 16:39 - United States - Houston

Today, while talking with my ex, I mentioned I was depressed about turning 40. He said he'd been depressed about turning 40 as well, until he started screwing hot 20-somethings. We were still together when he turned 40. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2022 00:00

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JMichael 25

Monday 16 February 2015 23:41

Which is why he should stay your ex.

drayloon 50

Monday 16 February 2015 23:42

You're only as old as who you are inside I mean, on the inside

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ndnpride88 25

Tuesday 17 February 2015 1:18

He's your ex for a reason

vikky538 28

Tuesday 17 February 2015 3:21

why do you compare yourself with your ex...its your life...

m8getreked 8

Friday 20 February 2015 22:25

she is not comparing, she pretty much said that he cheated on OP.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Tuesday 17 February 2015 3:24

Well that's why he's your ex

Desticles69 13

Tuesday 17 February 2015 3:40

good thing he's an ex now

poor_gurll1198 17

Tuesday 17 February 2015 3:41

Maybe you shouldn't talk to your ex?

ThatDamHuntress 20

Tuesday 17 February 2015 3:59

Just be happy he's you Ex OP.

ThatDamHuntress 20

Tuesday 17 February 2015 4:37

I'm apologize *your

Mossygirl357 12

Tuesday 17 February 2015 6:14

He will never change. So it's a good thing he is an ex.

codytallica 38

Tuesday 17 February 2015 6:36

Condolences OP

missbrit818 20

Tuesday 17 February 2015 6:53

Ouch :( well at least he's already your ex!

jordanania 5

Tuesday 17 February 2015 6:54

Fag

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