Intimacy: Today, while talking with my ex, I mentioned I was depressed...

By notdaddy - 16/02/2015 16:39 - United States - Houston

Today, while talking with my ex, I mentioned I was depressed about turning 40. He said he'd been depressed about turning 40 as well, until he started screwing hot 20-somethings. We were still together when he turned 40. FML

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By Emma - 17/11/2023 10:00

Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to, "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML

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By KimL - 15/01/2023 10:00

Today, I learned that my ex married the girl he cheated on me with and started a family. I’m still single at 30 years old - Five years after that relationship ended. I still live at home and I’ve gained so much weight from the depression that guys find me repulsive. Glad to know my ex did so much better. FML

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By Ifeelya - 15/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 00:58 - Canada - Brandon

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2019 14:00

Today, my ex said I had a lot in common with his new girlfriend. His new, grossly overweight, college drop-out, clinically depressed, constantly pot-smoking girlfriend. FML

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By bruh_im18 - 17/09/2016 16:18 - United States - Metairie

Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML

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This charming man

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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By Shalamar - 15/12/2009 01:30 - Canada

Today, the new guy at work - who is probably at least ten years older than I am - admired the photo on my desk of myself with my husband and teenage daughters and asked, "Are those your grandchildren?" I'm in my 40's. FML

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Wait til you're 50

By Anonymous - 01/11/2022 00:00

Today, I read an FML about a guy who only kissed his girlfriend to make her shut up up. I left a comment, telling him to break up with her and stop wasting her time, only to realise I’d wasted 3 years on my abusive alcoholic ex. I’m now 30 and starting to think I’m getting too old to find someone and have kids. FML

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JMichael 25

Monday 16 February 2015 23:41

Which is why he should stay your ex.

drayloon 50

Monday 16 February 2015 23:42

You're only as old as who you are inside I mean, on the inside

Comments

FemskyD 26

Tuesday 17 February 2015 8:21

?atleast he shared the cure!

nitrog100 21

Tuesday 17 February 2015 18:13

C'est la vie, OP. At least marriage equality will probably be nationwide in the next 2 years...You know, glass half full...

Saraishi 24

Tuesday 17 February 2015 22:31

What a douchebag! You're better without him, OP.

zykrithium 22

Tuesday 17 February 2015 23:28

He's your ex for a reason

ljay72 4

Wednesday 18 February 2015 2:08

Thats a good reason for him being a ex right?

KittehFreak 25

Wednesday 18 February 2015 4:49

I hope you mean ex... Oh, wait. Nevermind. Carry on.

Fou_Lou 20

Thursday 19 February 2015 12:10

How your ex said it doesnt necessarily mean your ex cheated on you.

HighasaCloud 46

Friday 20 February 2015 19:45

"Until" doesn't mean 'immediately.' He could have been depressed the entire time between turning 40 and being single again. Don't jump to conclusions.