By Anonymous - 27/12/2012 22:54 - Australia

Today, while trying to take my Christmas tree down, I learned that at some point during the last few weeks, it became home to a colony of green ants. I'm now covered in bites and terrified to go anywhere near it. FML
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Angelrose2004 17

That's what happens when you listen to your neighbor and spray your tree with sprite.

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clancey6 4

You know what that means.. CHRISTMAS SPIRIT ALLLL YEAR ROUND!!

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perdix 29

I guess your holidays have become *lowers sunglasses* ant-i-climactic.

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lambda_fml 40

my, you do wear them sunglasses alot. Persistant eye flu ehh?

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perdix 29

Nah, it just works better than saying, "Wait on it, wait on it."

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poccocurantes 7

Green ants are a new one on me. I have heard of jumping jacks though. at least it wasn't those.

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False_Stupidity 41

They are vicious little ants, common in Australia that hurt like Satan's pitchfork when they bite.

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bigdude1302 2

There are green ants in the world?

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conholio33 28

Green ants????? Only heard of red ants and black ants

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Pitbull305 9

Not aware if anyone else caught Op said "green ants"... I've never heard of those. F*** Google, I'm gonna post my puzzlement.

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Twisted_Angel 17

How did you not notice them before now? ants usually can be seen if you pay attention...

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False_Stupidity 41

If they were hiding in the tree, which I assume they were, you'd never see em unless you were carefully looking for them specifically... and who checks every part of a Christmas tree just in case it has ants?

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