By Intoxicunt - 01/08/2010 18:51 - United States

Today, while tubing down the river, we stopped for lunch. I accidentally left my shoes on the sand when we left. I had to walk two miles through dense woods with no trail and no shoes. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

I did NOT go back to get them! God, can you people NOT read? Read ALL of the other comments where I explain what happened. I'll repeat it. I did not go back for them. Again, I did not go back for them. How many times do I have to ******* say it!?!?

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perdix 29

Why didn't you just tube right back up the river, like a salmon? That would have been some great exercise and easier on your poor, delicate, bare feet.

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xesyeso 0

well atleast your shoes didnt get dirty! :D

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rafiki19 1

also , not everyone cares enough to read 3 pages of other peoples BS. " thought that would be obvious "

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hug_the_wall 0

what did you carry a lunch box with you and hold it above the water the whole time? how can you go tubing AND bring your lunch. and just leave your shoes there. well seince its not real i guess it dosent really matter.

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lookatyou 0

where did the boat go after you had lunch?

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lookatyou 0

hey guys why can't I get a profile pic? my edit portion where I upload is grayed out.

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happy_ending 0

so let me get this straight.... you went tubing with no shoes, stopped for breakfast... just kidding.

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lookatyou 0

146. no on my iPhone. I guess that's why.

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lookatyou 0

there i think i got it.

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Houndourpup 0

:D like that hippie from dual survivor!

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misfitSuperStar 0

I just commented in Intoxicunt's favor, but it didn't show up.....booo hiiissss!!!! Anyway: Team Intoxicunt!!! :)

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water2210 0

I've done that before btw 23 you are so hot!

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