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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By millzee - 17/01/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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Mookdaruch 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:04

Didn't you lock the door?

someguy945 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:09

Wow, the person sitting next to you didn't notice that you got up and went to the bathroom? It's not like there's anywhere else you might have gone.

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daniel1_1 13

Tuesday 5 January 2010 4:54

why didn't you lock the door?

girlygirllol8 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 5:28

hahaaaaa

iBlazer 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 6:41

Most likely fake. Who ***** in the dark? Why would the person sitting next to you get up and go to the same bathroom you just went to?

nodbor 11

Tuesday 5 January 2010 8:49

blind people

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Tuesday 5 January 2010 6:49

lol....I have a 16-hour flight (7.5 hours and 8 hours) in 2 weeks......but I sure as heck won't let this happen.

kiah101 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 6:51

haha wow u totaly suk

Dx2 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 8:18

agree with #6

me5 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:40

He's a stranger no more!

fatalkiss 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 10:03

lmao I can imagine your facial expressions

queenofdeath 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 10:27

okay.. that really sucks.. one of the best fml accidents ever though xD

rberry_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:24

awkward !

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