Miscellaneous: Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached...

By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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Awkward

By reesemaster - 23/11/2010 00:18 - United States

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:53

Reach over to the next stall and take that ones toilet paper.

Ahlph 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:53

"Nice to meet you too!"

Comments

LogoFoSho 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 11:24

Should have ripped one or peed in the bottom of his stall before he finished :D if your a guy, you can aim.

bash529 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:45

Lmfao!!! that sucks so much!

RavenNight 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:59

u should have kicke the hand

its_love2 31

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:00

dude, you shoulda punched the hand, or moved your leg/arm so they grabbed that instead ... watch them freak out!!

Daederoth 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:36

Some things you just have to fight for.

pip74205 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:21

If a hand reaches under your stall, grab it.

CaptainJ1000 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:44

U weak bitch. Protect ur space. Smear the offending hand with fresh warm fecal matter next time...

HannahLouise96 13

Sunday 31 July 2011 21:17

YOINK! Next time step on their fingers!

Noob_Trollbot 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 21:44

why were you taking a shit at McDonalds.

tucker3 0

Monday 1 August 2011 0:25

at least he didn't take your pants

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