Health: Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:42 - United States - Seattle

Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

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By Confused - 23/03/2012 15:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

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By busfail - 22/03/2012 18:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

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By Kevin - 18/03/2021 21:30

Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML

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It's not what you think

By youmindyourownbusiness - 15/02/2013 05:53 - United States - Genoa

Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML

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By Misky - 02/07/2012 02:51

Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML

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Get back here

By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine

Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

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Do as I say, not as I do

By Gracie - 24/05/2019 12:02

Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML

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By Tyler - 03/09/2012 09:37 - Australia - Killara

Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML

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By burningman - 22/01/2015 10:40 - Germany - Darmstadt

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML

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By nerp - 29/03/2016 19:44 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML

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hombrepollo 0

Thursday 7 June 2012 22:45

While heart disease does kill more people than lung cancer, that guy was a prick.

shellz102 12

Thursday 7 June 2012 22:44

That was a little harsh...

Comments

sorie_fml 1

Friday 8 June 2012 0:23

That should teach you to mind yours. He may sound rude but don't call the kettle black when the both of you are in need of medical discipline.

anarchist884 9

Friday 8 June 2012 0:27

Well, that'll teach you fatass.

skylar1991 5

Friday 8 June 2012 0:28

fat pople are disgusting u sould think a little before u go out of appartment when i see a fat person i always want to puke u are disgusting u sould die!!!!

ItsABrynnThing 2

Friday 8 June 2012 0:29

Damn.. But you got owned lol

GoldenGrizzly 7

Friday 8 June 2012 0:34

Well the guy has a point. If you had maybe just asked him to stop smokingg or to move away from the shelter he might have done it, but citing city ordenance makes you seem like a goody two shoes prick.

babyshaft408 8

Friday 8 June 2012 0:35

OWell shut ur mouth. And things won't be ds

anarchist884 9

Friday 8 June 2012 0:37

Good advice, you fatass hypocrite,

Th3KiNdR3Dr1p 2

Friday 8 June 2012 0:38

"If anyone here has a problem with my smoking I suggest you take a look around at the world in which we live....... and shut your f****** mouth. " - Bill Hicks

psc159 2

Friday 8 June 2012 0:38

Yes. Smoking should be illegal as it affetcs the healt of nonsmokers. Its also very bad for their health, go ahead thumb be down smokers. That just proves you're addicted.