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By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

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By Pokemon problems - 23/10/2012 22:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Montreal

Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML

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Chill out, man!

By Marcowalker95 - 07/08/2012 04:16 - United States - Panorama City

Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 21:03 - United States - Marinette

Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML

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By MDoremis - 24/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML

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By Garchomp - 09/07/2013 02:08 - United States - Dodge City

Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML

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By Noname - 18/01/2009 10:24 - United States

Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

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By pissed off mother - 05/05/2016 17:55 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By snorlax - 20/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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Sl1mShad3y 10

Monday 26 September 2011 0:40

I wouldve walked right up and said how much is this game?

Brock2607 3

Monday 26 September 2011 0:40

Pokemon rocks!

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GokuSS400 18

Thursday 9 June 2016 20:00

gotta catch 'em all

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 12 July 2016 20:06

I'm 18 and I'd pick Pokemon over Call of Duty (or any modern shooting game for that matter) anyday.

StormGirl142 24

Monday 25 July 2016 19:12

Five years later, look who's laughing now? Pokemon Go is life now, apparently. Lol.

mixedupminx 8

Friday 29 July 2016 1:21

and now you're the last one laughing!

Tyrax 16

Saturday 13 August 2016 0:20

Should have stuck up for yourself.

Kalhenwrath 13

Friday 11 November 2016 0:35

32, still play games, still watch cartoons, still love anime. Ydi, now sack up and go buy that game!

Dusclops2002 9

Tuesday 25 April 2017 1:23

And that is why I get mine via the eshop

KereKris 25

Thursday 15 June 2017 20:18

You should not let other people's opinions influence you so. But if you really are emberassed, you could always say it was a gift.

InsanityShard 23

Sunday 16 July 2017 2:08

I hit YDI because JUST GET THE DAMN GAME POKEMON IS AMAZING SCREW THEM AND PEOPLE LIKE THEM

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