Miscellaneous: Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started...

By MDoremis - 24/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

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Relaxed

By 2old4thiscrap - 08/12/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I'm a 26 year-old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2013 17:51 - Finland

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

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Don't let them get you down

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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rieebee 23

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:42

Dragons are awesome, who cares what others think.

Exodiafinder687 58

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:47

Hopefully you didn't get so nervous that you started to Hiccup. Of course if a guy ever laughed at me for liking kid movies then he would become Toothless.

Comments

rieebee 23

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:42

Dragons are awesome, who cares what others think.

Noelletakumi 36

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:08

That movie is one of my all time favorites. Who gives a shit what the cashier thinks.

iLike2Teabag 27

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:13

Fun fact: it took DreamWorks 90 million hours total to render HTTYD2! (source: Intel) That's over 10000 years. Divided among thousands of machines, of course.

IceMan11 23

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:15

I feel sorry for anyone that hasn't seen it.

JMichael 25

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:15

Yea who cares OP! I personally love the movie

LeashaJoy5595 28

Wednesday 25 February 2015 7:32

Especially Toothless! I asked my boyfriend a bunch of times to find me a dragon like Toothless. He's just so cute! Totally not just for kids, pffft.

DonPandon 15

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:45

Even if you had told her, she needed someone to complain with...

A07 48

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:46

Stiff upper lip OP, that movie was awesome.

BlindlyWandering 17

Tuesday 24 February 2015 17:27

The movie was awesome, the book was too. The book was totally different though.

Exodiafinder687 58

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:47

Hopefully you didn't get so nervous that you started to Hiccup. Of course if a guy ever laughed at me for liking kid movies then he would become Toothless.

Miss_Chevious 37

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:38

and then you would release your night's fury upon that person

llamarrama01 21

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:47

No shame it it. I'm 19 and still enjoy aristocats and Oliver and Company.

LostInTheZone11 29

Tuesday 24 February 2015 17:04

Why Should I Worry? Why Should I Care? It's Just Bebopulation And I Got Street Saviore Faire.

llamarrama01 21

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:33

The rhythm of the city But once you get it down Then you can own this town You can wear the crown!

LostInTheZone11 29

Tuesday 24 February 2015 19:37

Why should I worry? Why should I care? I may not have a dime But I got street savoire faire

Cass_x 22

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:48

No kid should be demanding anything. How about she teaches them manners?

ihartmytdi 23

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:51

Never grow up! Listen to Admiral Ackbar! It's a trap!

BrittanyChayanne 14

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:52

Hey, I still collect (unnecessary) amounts of Dragon stuff and I'm 19. Nothing wrong with liking something!

molzipan 16

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:52

If it makes you feel any better op I'm turning 24 soon and have the Toothless doll from build a bear. An awesome thing about being an adult is being able to make childish decisions.