By [...] - 12/12/2013 14:28 - France - Vaulx-en-velin

Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML
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that_band_nerd 22

The lack of a gender icon just makes this FML better.

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thatone_loner 3

The quickest way out of that could've been "sweetie, don't be impolite." And just leave it at that

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whytewydow 6

Yikes; that's a dicey situation, OP. At least you tried your best?

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jhn122 3

There is going to be a fml post about a he/she that was waiting in line at a grocery store and a little girl behind them trying to guess their gender...what have you done!

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CyberGothic 16

1. Open Mouth. 2. Insert Foot. 3. Chew Vigorously.

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gotaplanstan 28

Guess I'm the only one who thought of HGTTG? OK. Leave this to me. I'm British. I know how to queue. :)

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DavidKnows 11

What is HGTTG? Urban Dictionary doesn't know

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DavidKnows 11

Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy???

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Huddisher 10

Kids; not afraid to speak their minds :)

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shtysalesmn 10

Thanks so much for this post. Possibly my favorite of all time.

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