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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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By saraleerocha - 02/11/2010 06:20 - France

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By frenchy - 06/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 19:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML

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You deserved it 1 156

By Anonymous - 13/03/2019 12:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I asked a table at a restaurant if there's anything I could get out of their way and they replied, "Yeah, you." FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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By oops - 18/05/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

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By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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By GoodbyeNewJob - 17/11/2016 18:00

Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML

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You deserved it 3 744

By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 18:10 - United States - Miami

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

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rainydaygirl 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:16

Wow, that must have been embarrassing for you, but she probably has to put up with that frequently, so I would say f her life. Not for being of short stature, but more for the confusion, jokes, and stares she probably deals with daily.

Doortje 29

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:18

Apologize, tell her it was an honest mistake and offer her the meal (or drinks, whatever) for free.

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TrollsHaveSouls 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:28

get a bj and climax

princess_patches 2

Monday 7 February 2011 0:57

??? really?

brianjman14 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:36

Ouch. That's gotta be a blow to their self-esteem. Hope you apologized to her. Embarrassing for both of you. FYL and FHL.

dontfeedthetroll_fml 2

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:45

u ****** idiot op. even thou you are a midget you can always tell if they are adults or not...

brianjman14 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:56

It was an accident... Sure you've made plenty of others, too.

krazy_glu3 0

Monday 7 February 2011 1:30

OP prolly didn't look at the person. they prolly just saw the top of the persons head, and since they were short, assumed it was a kid. everyone makes mistakes! this one just happens to be hilarious!

docscientist 9

Monday 7 February 2011 12:52

It's hard to tell from the back, or at a glance

sweetiffany 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:53

I used to be a hostess and I've done the same thing. The midget turned out to be my brother's ex girlfriend.

mmedeiros14 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:53

You mean little person.

jbtheone_fml 5

Sunday 6 February 2011 23:00

Heck they have to have smaller stomachs, so f it. why not. ?

TrollsHaveSouls 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 23:02

guys be more mature this isnt bad

Kitten16 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 23:08

THEY ARE CALLED LITTLE PEOPLE

bowlclogger 5

Monday 7 February 2011 15:12

MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET

marthamydear23 9

Thursday 3 August 2017 19:58

asshole

lilmissy1290 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 13:52

jeez kitten settle down.. no need for yelling.. damn.. op next time pay more attention, but hopefully you didn't get fired over an honest mistake

FollowMe 2

Monday 17 October 2011 16:51

She wasn't yelling, SHE WAS TYPING IN CAPS LOCK! the reason for this, is she is probably a little person herself. ;7

madgrinchhatter 12

Saturday 24 December 2011 14:11

But see the thing is, it's not an offensive term to regular sized people. Nobody who calls them a midget or a dwarf is intending to insult. People who call black people 'Niggers' are trying to be offensive. It's totally different. I personally don't see why the word 'midgets' is so offensive. Maybe they need to stop being so sensitive.

marthamydear23 9

Thursday 3 August 2017 20:00

omg. are you that ignorant? midget to a little person is like ****** to a black person. it's offensive. doesn't matter if you understand or agree. it still is offensive