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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14

The things people will do for extra bacon.

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erickk89 0

Hahha did u tell her you were watching her the whole time?!

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

As long as you stayed respectful, you should've totally called her on it. "Ma'am, I just watched you eat the bacon off your sandwich. If you want more bacon, I can get it for you, but you'll be charged." If she escalates, call manager.

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shanemaximo 7

I've seen pigs eat bacon too. Kind of weird isn't it? Almost feels wrong.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

I've seen chickens enjoy chicken and other bird meat... What's your point?

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docscientist 9

45 - we eat other mammals, what's your point?

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gooduck 6

We dont eat human, Gosh darn ur ma' goes to college

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foolycooly910 5

ok thats so f'd up its crazy.... you should have cameras right... well if u do u should had showed her herself being dumb

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Discombobulated9 12

"Sir, we have a 121 situation on our hands here!" "Someone didn't have bacon in their sandwich?" "No sir, she had bacon and she ate it" "So?" "She claimed that she never received any bacon in her beef melt, sir :( " ".....my god".

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missymay993 11

Whether it's 5 cents or 500 dollars, stealing is stealing.

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klimpomppp 9

58's comment is so full of win my right bollock dropped off

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Whydoyouask 11

please tell me you didnt give it to her. Im sick of people who do shit like this.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

my mental image was that she was like rawwwrrrr give me that bacon om nom nom then was like ay bitch this melt has no mother fudging Bacon then the OP told her he saw her then she was like RAAWWWRRR MS PIGGY SMASH >.

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japtch 15

Wait, wait, wait... Ms. Piggy ate bacon? THAT'S ****** up right there.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

yeah man crazy shit ;o

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18princess93 9

You need to grow up. Talking about having sex with hamsters isn't funny. It's quite disturbing in my opinion.

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GoW_Chick 14

Only in massachusetts.... Damn people will shank you for your bacon there!

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AnagenisisZagus 13

I'll shank anyone anywhere for my bacon -massive twitch-

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

i bet she's like that dog off those bacon dog treat commercials lol gotta have my bacon ;)

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ambamm135 7

IT'S BACON!!!!! No it's beggin strips. ;)

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Clamcreepy 7

The things people will do for sliced pig guts

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MissMae93 23

Don't you mean sliced pig butt or back? Pretty sure the organs are only used for sausage lining.

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SarahLillian 1

Bacon is not pig guts. Get your facts straight before you talk shit on the internet.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

bacon strips & bacon strips& bacon strips & bacon strips

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krad204 21

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