By Sharee K. - 08/08/2011 19:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year-old man's junk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 538
You deserved it 6 587

Same thing different taste

Comments

Lol the look on your face on your pic and the comment match up in a creepy way.

Glitterhinoceros 14

Of course it makes sense, I'm short, I'm welsh, I like turtles, Skrillex and ball pits, Duhh.

maz255 10

203 how hard could it be? its just letter put together to make words, or is that too complex for you?...youre welcome 26

Shadow4i5 3

Btw 26 I hate Dubstep, ever since it came to tha US it drives me crazy ;...;

My brother listens to dubstep all the time and tries to create his own and it's so annoying.

gunmania0 12

Still, wouldnt you love to piggyback her?

hook_em 0

Agreed with 254 since she gorgeous. I mean who wouldnt

xaimeexoxo 4

Listen children, 50 is not that f'ing old! Before you know it, you'll be 50 too. Old man. **** you!

blackprince2012 9

I would expect an old man ta say 50 aint old..

blackprince2012 9

I would expect an old man ta say 50 aint old..

Petunia888 13

27: I agree, people act like he was a dinosaur. 50 is still considered "middle-aged". I mean, come on, it's not like he was 90 or something.

sxe_beast 11

My father parents are both 50. They're olllllllllllllllllldddddddddddddddddddddd. Well except my mother's face is frozen in place from all the cosmetic work she's had done.

She never said ' a 50 year old man is old '. She said ' resulted me grabbing SOME 50 year old guys junk '. NEVER in that sentences says or implies that people who are 50 years old are old.

sandungyyy 4

But you're a lot closer to being considered senior citizen, therefore, next to me you, my dear Daddy, are old :D

Pandaloverr 0

"phatdaddy62" is probably fifty. I guess since he has an fml it's NOT that old . Grandmas are partying and fifty year old men are getting honked in the horn .. Strange world ..

acquiesce 6
SoccerRebel594 0

Or just a hard handle to situate...either seems correct in this context.

Well hopefully you didn't hold on to it too long so you could've brushed it off as an accident.

his big, hairy , beautiful testicles

outsidehitter7 9

U shoulda asked for a tip for ur service. =P

TyraaChichester 2