By Sharee K. - 08/08/2011 19:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year-old man's junk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 538
You deserved it 6 587

Same thing different taste

Comments

ddtran46 1

He probably thought you wanted to help him cross the street. lol

Was there white stuff on your hand when you finally let go?

tylenol123 0

Wait... If your kid ran in that particular direction, woukdbt they have a face ful of crotch???

BeastMode5 0

On your description what the mess is a firlfriend? =/ Yeah I was creepin' a bit. xP

creedaddict 9

How do u know he was 50? ...

tylenol123 0

Nvm it was your sis, i misread so nobody go " retrd its her sis! Go die stupid" cuz itsan honest mistake

Did you type this with oven gloves or something?

retard it's her sis! go die stupid (:

iloooovemylife 7

lol are u ugly ? if u are that sucks for him :s

OP: Get back here! *reaches out* Old Man: *smiling* I don't know who you are, but your hand feels lovely.