Miscellaneous: Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment...

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 01:49 - United States

Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By trolls have hit the gutters - 17/02/2015 18:23 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By crabmunch15 - 09/09/2012 05:38 - United States - Victorville

Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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SleepingSkulls 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 9:11

Damn that's harsh. Don't pay attention to him, OP. But hey, at least you're not homeless.

GuitarNukka520 5

Wednesday 8 December 2010 9:14

just realized you were way out of his league ;)

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mz_booty 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 10:00

and then there was 1

CoolAsian 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 15:11

you got a nice body, I'd tap that

KCThaEclipse33 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 10:24

jahahahahaha lmfao!!!

ZOMBlE 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 10:39

he's homeless, you shouldn't care what he thinks. he probably hasn't showered for weeks.

Ashtonvandy 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 10:34

You're such an ignorant bi***. Saying that homeless people don't matter?!? I lived on the streets by myself for 8 months from when I was 15 till last year. the ONLY people that had decent respect and cared. were the other homeless people. re think your life. damn!

khatyangelz 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:39

Why were you living on the streets? Hey, maybe she meant THAT homeless person and not every homeless person. Always look at the upside. Plus this is a cruel world, get used to it. -.-

Chimi_fml 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 11:06

OP shouldve shown off legs if she wants attention from a homeless

alanazhere 2

Wednesday 8 December 2010 11:50

lol owned by a homeless man

lovexbox 8

Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:45

Someone's jealous! Haha.

xstolix 1

Wednesday 8 December 2010 14:50

Excuse me sir. (Nudges with foot)... Sir... GOOD LORD!!! The cup is full of coins and no liquor! Are you ok? We need a doctor he's not drunk and he's not breathing.

yeppers6502 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 15:33

isn't this a good thing? why would you want nasty homeless guys hitting on you?

WhiiT3TiGeR 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 15:43

Homeless man= beast bring him home get him a comedy show and take all profits.

ThatGirlIsMe93 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 15:45

If the "hottie" he was referring to was incredibly short & plump then don't worry about it! He probably just doesn't like thin women with long legs. You know every guy has their own judgement of beauty.