By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
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grogers311 20

Eh at least he was honest

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QQMorePlox 18

You really didn't think that one through there, OP. YDI

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mld4657 28

I'm glad he was honest but that's what you get for giving him money

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XBurytheCastleX 25

That is why I don't give then cash. I just go to the closest subway and have a healthy and possibly life saving sandwich made, grab a soda and give it to them.

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91hayek 31

You need to find the FML about 2 homeless guys, and generosity like yours and an apple. Still one of my favourites.

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Mauskau 35

Healthy sandwich and then a fizzy drink? :(

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GEFStryker 29

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stargirl_95 24

#35 what the hell are you on about? You do realise that in some countries/regions they refer to sodas as fizzy drinks? Where I'm from we call them soft drinks or cool drinks. There's no need to be such a dick just because she used a term that's unfamiliar to you

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Beansforbill 14

36 she said that because there are "fizzy drinks" which are not at all bad for you. Kinda like calling all soda "coke". It's misleading and incorrect.

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vikky538 28

OP will do the same next time...he will take the homeless to bar and buy him drinks...

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octinate 17

In the uk we call "soda" fizzy drinks. "Soda" is not a term used here, it's probably american/austrailian.

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tatertotx3 16

You took a chance, and you were let down. Honesty is the best policy and he was rewarded for it.

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kimg0885 23

You shouldn't feel bad at least you helped him achieve his goal for the day, way to go teamwork!

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lina21 12

At least he was honest. I reward honesty. No shame in that OP. What he does after you offer help is on him

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Futacy 29

You don't go to the big city much, do you? Next time if you see a homeless guy with a sign like that, just buy him a sandwich.

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weveallbeenthere 30

last time we saw some homeless people we gave them our leftovers from Paula Deens, they dove right into it. never give them money.

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Zebediabolical 39

I worked a restaurant in a Canadian resort town when I was a teenager. We had a tip jar, and tried several signs. TIPS worked ok. TIPPING IS NOT A RIVER IN CHINA worked better. But the tips really started to flow in when we changed the sign to BEER MONEY.

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laden_swallow09 34

That made me literally LOL. I'll have to try that, now!

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