By Becca - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
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LaColombianita 26

It was your friend pretending to be a statue because they were embarrassed by your behavior.

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ninjadinos 14

I hope you didn't do anything other than wave your hands, or you could be charged with statue-tory rape. Oh man..

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Classlfied 4

Next time you shouldn't be so concrete in you assumptions.

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linkinpark98 23

Ma'am, calm down. Lol

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wittygirl 8

Might want to get your eyes checked just in case you have vision issues. And hey you didn't run into it so it could always be worse.

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Jeffo193 13

She must have been an attractive person if you mistook her for a block of stone...

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jojimugo 20

Cocaine is hell of a drug

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muFilter 19

I don't presume to speak for anyone else, but when I'm a statue I only pay attention to friends who wave like rock stars or bikini models.

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pimpcracker 8

I think u need a new friend... his name is optometrist

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BritLass 15

Screw specsavers, you should have gone to premier vision ;)

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LittleGreenPaola 23

how is possible to mistake a person for a statue? do you have coloured statues there?

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RedPillSucks 31

They always separate the coloured status from the white statues.

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