Miscellaneous: Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends...

By Becca - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

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By Jillian - 11/08/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Sunderland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML

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By ellinor - 17/09/2010 20:33 - Sweden

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By TJFuentes - 11/02/2015 13:39 - United States - Appleton

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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By confused - 07/04/2013 14:51 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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By minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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Wednesday 11 April 2012 8:55

It was your friend pretending to be a statue because they were embarrassed by your behavior.

ninjadinos 14

Wednesday 11 April 2012 8:59

I hope you didn't do anything other than wave your hands, or you could be charged with statue-tory rape. Oh man..

Comments

h_pro 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 18:21

Too funny, cracking up at work

mashimashi 13

Wednesday 11 April 2012 19:24

Your friend needs to spend more time sunbathing if you mistook her for a statue. Or, if the statue was metal, less time sunbathing.

itssjulia 13

Wednesday 11 April 2012 19:49

HAHAHA XDD omg I would SOO do that!!!!

mcaps97 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 20:23

wow, so your friend got a statue after them?

bfsd42 20

Wednesday 11 April 2012 21:32

I'm very skeptical about this whole situation. Did OP not know the statue was there since she passes it twice a day?

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 11 April 2012 22:45

You need glasses

THExistentialist 13

Wednesday 11 April 2012 23:05

"oh shit, it... can't be... it IS!!! its that crazy bitch from college! whatdoidowhatdoido... I know! STATUE!" *freezes and holds breath until OP looks humiliated and slumps away* "yeah. ninja statue like a BOSS."