sounds like you all have a healthy sense of humour :)

Just be aware that, if he manages to latch on and you let him go at it, after a couple of days or so of the stimulation, you will begin to lactate. Men also have fully-functional mammary glands. --Ha, I accidentally typed "mannary glands". Lol. Anyways, great if you're stuck in a post-apocalyptic world with a hungry baby and no lactating women around; not so great if your kid is just pranking you. The good news is that if it happens, you'll dry up after about a week of not breastfeeding; it will start to taper off after only a couple of days even from full midnight feedings and everything. Our bodies will do it if they think it's needed and stop as soon as they think it isn't. Actually, it's all pretty neat. Although your breast tissue will never be the same again, alas...

How many times did you fall asleep that day?

I am sorry but that falls under the kids do the funniest things. That's actually really funny. Its a bit of an FML, but I am sure your wife is laughing her ass off. However, how old is your son? You need to handle that truly. still funny though.