Work: Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my roommate that I never get asked out. Then, at work, a mentally challenged man left me his phone number on his pay ticket. Well, I guess I can't complain about never getting asked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By bobafett892 - 02/10/2016 17:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, while working at a cell phone store, I helped an older woman learn how to use her newly updated phone. After trying to help her for over 20 minutes, she threatened to throw her phone at my head. FML

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By Ugly_Broke_Medussssssa - 16/08/2018 01:30

Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML

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By CaptMacLeod - 26/01/2016 09:18 - United States - Lancaster

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML

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By Sun_Kissed18 - 09/07/2014 07:26 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

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xxsunshine 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:04

ahah, wow. so did you call her?

Colby_Colbert 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:09

hey ... it could be the best you ever have

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scince220 0

Monday 6 July 2009 8:46

OKAY OBVIOUSLY FAKE! THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH FML WITH HORNY OLD GRANNYS! STOP LETTING THESE BE PUT ON THE SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mollyjynxjax 28

Thursday 6 June 2013 1:45

You'd be surprised how many horny old ladies there are out there!

forBianca 0

Monday 6 July 2009 10:12

She's a keeper!

Redneck325Ci 0

Monday 6 July 2009 13:22

This can't be a FML. Only because the OP should stop being shallow and come to terms with the fact that he might actually learn something from this woman, sexual or non-sexual. Also she might be a cougar, who knows. Either way, one day; chances are you won't be able to have function of your obvious child-like genitalia, so you should get it while the gettin' is good. Don't be pessimistic.

Equinox987 0

Monday 6 July 2009 15:13

Get in there!

charlie_bean 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:49

I'm so sick of these 'old horny lady in the grocery store' FML's. Seriously.

whatastory 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:50

yeah me too....i mean, there's gotta be AT LEAST 20 i've read on this site so far. So lame.

alphaxzero 0

Monday 6 July 2009 21:56

repost

blackbear6193 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:04

this is like the 7th "old lady bought something sexual from me while i was the cashier" FML ive read. i hate it when FML's are fake, but this isn't even original.