Kids: Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing...

By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 04:35 - Canada - Lindsay

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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By poolboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML

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By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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By Kitten - 19/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML

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By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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By humanshield - 10/04/2016 16:49 - United States - Rockland

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

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By Cantswim - 20/05/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML

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By AFH2O - 14/07/2014 23:04 - United States - Visalia

Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

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Ayy Macarena

By fired - 27/06/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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Sunday 18 August 2013 12:42

Sing louder until he goes under

ShadowFlame275 18

Sunday 18 August 2013 12:41

That's a sign.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 18 August 2013 14:42

Voice lessons? I have never heard that that method before I just remember blowing bubbles...

SarahFuckingMae 8

Sunday 18 August 2013 15:05

there really needs to be a "so what?" button.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Sunday 18 August 2013 16:14

There really needs to be a "you're a sarcastic bitch" button for people like you.

jessBeAqueen 13

Sunday 18 August 2013 15:17

you dunk the 3 yr old in, you pull the 3 yr old out, you dunk the 3 yr old in and you shake him all about....... good way to make an example out of him. the rest will think twice before insulting your methods.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Sunday 18 August 2013 16:12

Dammit OP, I got that song stuck in my head now.

macanderson 2

Sunday 18 August 2013 16:36

How is this even a fml... They r just kids and say these kind of stuff all the time.... Grow up dude :)

mdw7 12

Sunday 18 August 2013 16:45

You let a 3 yr old hurt your feelings? Weak!

Jenn50 19

Sunday 18 August 2013 16:52

Some kids just don't like people singing, or can't hack noises, regardless of whether you're good or not. You're going to need a thicker skin if you're working with young children and this upset you.

Celina_Lune 20

Sunday 18 August 2013 18:04

You could be the best singer ever and he might have still did that. He probably just didn't want to listen to it. My niece used to do the same exact thing when my mom would sing and she's a really good singer. So I wouldn't take it too personally if I were you.