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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

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By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 14:03 - United States

Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 12:55

you are such a douchebag.

PatientHope 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:56

**** your life? **** her life! You're an asshole.

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amrz95 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 15:52

your the biggest doushbag i hope you die that woman couldnt even move so your the lazy asshole here and everyone thats comenting thinks your a gay ass

maRIAam_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 15:58

you're such and asshole and to the poor lady.....i am so sorry you had to experiance my biggest fear.

collegeshmollege 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:00

Really? I've worked at a pizza joint before and believe me it is tempting. but spitting in the food? never actually been tempted to do that. Why? Cause it's freakin gross. You should be ashamed of yourself.

wild_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:00

THIS IS YOUR BOSS. TODAY WE GOT A COMPLAINT ABOUT SOME SPIT FOUND IN PIZZA. NOW I KNOW IT WAS YOU. YOU'RE FIRED.

cefarix 5

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:00

Oh. My. God. You are the biggest douche-bag EVER. YDI forever and ever.

fmylifedotcomm 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:03

umm wow. jerk much? YDDI (you DEFINITELY deserve it). everyone here seems to agree.

go12 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:06

YDI ! why the hell would you spit in someones food anyways...that is really stupid! i bet you feel like an ass right now and you should...that was really a dick move.!