OK, seriously. Sure, it was a dick move, incredibly rude and disgusting, but that he deserves to die...? That he's a totally and complete asshole who's the scum of the Earth...? That's taking it a bit far. To judge one person off a single post on the internet and to put them in the category many people reserve for serial murderers and the like? Yeah, I get the impression more than a few people have some pretty skewed scopes here. OP, it's your job to deliver the pizzas. You get paid for it and you took it with the realization that, yes, you would have to deliver pizza. I can understand the annoyance wholeheartedly, but spitting in it proves nothing to anyone, risks the potential to transmit sickness and has a whole bunch of other consequences that are not exactly favorable. So, annoyed as you may get, just don't do it.

Aaand this might be the easiest YDI I've ever clicked.

Wow. This is the most flamed person I've ever seen here on FML. xD And I totally agree with #95.

I work at a pizza place/ gas station. YDI You are an ass for doing that. I've been called just about anything on the phone for the past four years but I've NEVER done that. Tempted, but never

This is not an FML. You're just a douchebag, plain and simple.

You really are scum. I doesn't help that I just ate pizza tonight..

I hope someone **** punts the **** out of you today you miserable son of a bitch, you deserve to burn in hell for this and honestly I hope you do. You disgust the hell out of me.

You're a jackass. I understand customers are really hard to deal with, but the worst I've ever done to a rude customer was mixed dr pepper in their coke. Besides, this customer wasn't even rude--you're just too stupid to realize that maybe this person had a good reason for not walking 3 minutes. and obviously they did. you suck. YDI

Wow, you're a jerk.

You're disgusting.