Work: Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost...

By bitch i'm a gerontophile - 29/11/2012 18:08 - Taiwan

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

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Call CPS, quick

By jessloveskate - 22/06/2022 12:00

Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML

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The Child Catcher

By Not a child hater - 30/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML

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By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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You deserved it 6 009

By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

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By justwantingtohelp - 16/08/2013 05:02 - United States - Highland

Today, a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle, so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging what was caught, his mother turned the corner and went screaming to my manager for touching her kid. I got a write up. FML

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Dumbass

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 04:00

Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML

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By butisavedyourkid - 06/06/2013 04:13 - United States

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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You deserved it 3 798

By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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You deserved it 3 789

Comet_Candy 23

Friday 30 November 2012 2:04

People can be absolutely despicable sometimes, huh? Maybe just overly paranoid...

the_enigma1019 1

Friday 30 November 2012 2:04

No good deed goes unpunished... People need to camp down about the whole "pedo" paranoia.

Comments

chickenflem 8

Friday 30 November 2012 2:11

Yeah Because a kidnapper would just return the child right. She's just trying to blame her carelessness on you OP. Don't take it hard on yourself. You Obviously did the right thing

brackaman 18

Friday 30 November 2012 8:00

Maybe if she knew her child was like spongebob and so irritating that the flying dutchman would give him back. She wad probably patiently waiting for him to turn up like “this kid's your problem now”

hulksmash666 5

Friday 30 November 2012 2:15

Slap a bitch back.

TrailblazerSS 5

Friday 30 November 2012 2:17

I'd punch a ratchet hoe for that.

Shrike 23

Friday 30 November 2012 2:18

No you wouldn't, little keyboard warrior.

TrailblazerSS 5

Friday 30 November 2012 3:29

Yes I would, overgrown ass clown.

lilhellian 26

Friday 30 November 2012 3:43

Watch out we got a badass over here.. This seriously reminds me of the lion on internet, scardey kitty in real life picture.

Enslaved 36

Friday 30 November 2012 2:17

She's ridicules. She's luck you were the one that found the lost child vs some sicko that could have kidnapped him for real!

gczizza1997 15

Friday 30 November 2012 2:22

Seriously I wonder where people's gratitude is these days! I bet she just felt embarrassed that she couldn't keep a good eye on her kid.

martin_martian7 11

Friday 30 November 2012 2:27

Wow people these days...

perdix 29

Friday 30 November 2012 2:32

You dumb-ass! If you find a lost kid in the store, you tie him or her up back in the stockroom, demand ransom from the mom, THEN you bring the kid to the front desk, pick up the loot and make a run for the waiting getaway car.

gczizza1997 15

Friday 30 November 2012 2:34

And then you'll be introduced to the cops

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 30 November 2012 2:37

The "what is a joke?" police, hopefully.

yousuck44 11

Friday 30 November 2012 4:08

Umm I think he was being sarcastic butt munch!

NeonPopRocks 14

Friday 30 November 2012 14:54

Lol, Sirin!

maddiewoah 15

Friday 30 November 2012 2:36

I love how parents these days seem to want to blame other people rather than themselves when it comes to watching over their own children. If I ended up losing my daughter in the store, and someone brought her to a safe place to wait for me rather than kidnapping her, I'd be so unbelievably grateful to them, and so ******* pissed off at myself for being stupid. Come on "parents," get with the program. Someone returned your kid, you could at least say "thank you."