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By bitch i'm a gerontophile - 29/11/2012 18:08 - Taiwan

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

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By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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Comet_Candy 23

Friday 30 November 2012 2:04

People can be absolutely despicable sometimes, huh? Maybe just overly paranoid...

the_enigma1019 1

Friday 30 November 2012 2:04

No good deed goes unpunished... People need to camp down about the whole "pedo" paranoia.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 30 November 2012 4:25

What the actual ****?

HayJay316 9

Friday 30 November 2012 4:33

She should be ******* thankful you got him where im from lately kids have been getting sexually assaulted and molest in stores.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 30 November 2012 4:42

You've got the runs.

jim_bolicious 4

Friday 30 November 2012 5:07

i was pretty amazed this was in Taiwan too. I immediately expected OP to be from America

winkydog4056 16

Friday 30 November 2012 5:46

Hopefully OP had the good sense to slap da momma bitch back. Ungrateful little bitch!

Harpy20 24

Friday 30 November 2012 5:48

2-except if you live in Florida, of course.

HBSgrad 5

Friday 30 November 2012 6:19

She obviously shouldn't worry. A gerontophile isn't a pedophile...

nightwishs 13

Friday 30 November 2012 6:22

What a mole

Lankaa 4

Friday 30 November 2012 7:22

Anything to not make themselves look like a bad parent

dangousity 21

Friday 30 November 2012 9:50

Ask her to stay right there... As you call the police

nightwishs 13

Friday 30 November 2012 11:26

Ditto. Report the ungrateful bitch for physical harassment

skyeyez9 24

Friday 30 November 2012 16:48

All these nasty stories of good Samaritans getting hurt for trying to help others makes me not want to ever get involved if I see a lost kid.

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