Work: Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order....

By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By matte - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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By Shoofly - 04/03/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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Fast food, hold the fast

By hails - 28/04/2022 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML

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Lost the plot

By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML

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By mista_sandy - 11/04/2012 16:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

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Flustration

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 18:00

Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML

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By Kaite - 03/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML

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Brool_Story_Co 17

Sunday 8 September 2013 2:38

That's when you say, "we don't sell food to assholes."

BreynHope 11

Sunday 8 September 2013 2:38

What a dick. I bet you're not ugly. You keep making those subs, girl!

Comments

MegaError101 10

Sunday 8 September 2013 2:51

Screw him!

texashater75 16

Sunday 8 September 2013 3:01

If he wouldn't let her make his sandwich, I doubt he would let her do that.

Zeus1070 17

Sunday 8 September 2013 3:03

I think that'd be counter-intuitive.

olpally 32

Sunday 8 September 2013 2:52

He's probably ugly. Ignore him. And this isn't school... You don't raise your hand to ask for someone else to make a sub, what an idiot.

kurodansei 16

Sunday 8 September 2013 2:53

Response: Then you'll need someone to feed it to you too?

BeautifulChaos27 37

Sunday 8 September 2013 2:54

Must be a process when he goes into a restaurant. Having to check out his chefs before he orders. I mean picking a waiter/waitress no problem, they're out in the open, but to check the chefs you gotta be in the back.

s_reel16 16

Sunday 8 September 2013 2:55

Should've told him you don't take orders from prissy bitches.

chocolatefrog28 29

Sunday 8 September 2013 3:02

Ignorance should be taken care of, but not if it could effect your job. This jerkwad of a human being will hopefully run into a truckload of karmic bad luck for being so rude to you, OP. Take heart in knowing that you're a better person for not being as painfully stupid as he was.

graced91 10

Sunday 8 September 2013 9:12

Or hopefully he'll just run into a truck

bowtasticxx 8

Sunday 8 September 2013 11:05

Two kinds of people

perdix 29

Sunday 8 September 2013 3:09

Tell him it's no use -- he already has ugly soul!

lolita88_fml 27

Sunday 8 September 2013 3:11

I'm sure she'd have wanted to but seriously, that would get her fired.

sandyclaus 15

Sunday 8 September 2013 3:16

Tell him that the zoo is just across town, and that if he asks really nicely, the zookeepers might let the gorillas make that sandwich for him - as long as he tips well.