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By anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:18 - United States - Crossville

Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By TheDrugsAreStrongWithThisOne - 20/07/2015 08:21 - United States

Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window and peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML

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By kill me - 20/06/2017 04:00

Today, while serving at my restaurant, a mother acted as a wing-woman for her son by insisting I read a note he'd written, asking for my number. I had to awkwardly reject the guy in front of his entire family, before having to keep serving them for another hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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By jesuscrip - 18/02/2016 06:08 - United States - Orrville

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML

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The devil

By nichaneely - 10/02/2010 03:32 - United States

Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML

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Mom of the year

By Yuni - 08/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML

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By jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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LetsGetFreaky 20

Wednesday 15 June 2016 15:51

Her son must be desperate

Ginger_Love 19

Wednesday 15 June 2016 15:50

Wow. Gotta love customer service. But look on the bright side. Free food.

Comments

straymondar 10

Wednesday 15 June 2016 19:23

You should have given her a rejection hotline number

C8H18 33

Wednesday 15 June 2016 19:34

Some moms just don't know when to let it go.

pandalover69 26

Wednesday 15 June 2016 19:37

Jokes on her, she paid but didn't take the food. What a dumb bitch.

DeMechanicalMan 6

Wednesday 15 June 2016 19:55

I thought it was just guys on Tinder that did that shit. lol

Dark_Cecilia 20

Wednesday 15 June 2016 20:31

It's funny because what you did was the opposite of what a **** would do.

Negan 2

Wednesday 15 June 2016 21:18

LMAO - Have to admit this is pretty funny. You can alway give out the number to the local Army Recruiting center, tell the mom "You are married to the sea" and if all else fails state "I am gay". hopefully any of those options will prevent more chilli cheese fries from being thrown at you in the future.

KingSquisher 13

Wednesday 15 June 2016 21:19

I would expect that reaction if you gave your number. Also, if that guy was genetically related to his mom, that was the best choice you could've made after choosing android over apple.

mitch2161998 6

Wednesday 15 June 2016 22:22

Did she start with the typical 'are you from tenessee,cause your the only ten I see'?

purple_bunnies 20

Wednesday 15 June 2016 22:27

Next time just put your area code with 867-5309

saffy66 34

Wednesday 15 June 2016 23:05

From now on, every time a guy asks you out, ask to see a photo of his mother first. Then if you find yourself being asked out by this psycho's son, you can be prepared, if you want to date him, or you have one hell of a reason why not to go out with him, if you don't.