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By anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:18 - United States - Crossville

Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By TheDrugsAreStrongWithThisOne - 20/07/2015 08:21 - United States

Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window and peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML

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By kill me - 20/06/2017 04:00

Today, while serving at my restaurant, a mother acted as a wing-woman for her son by insisting I read a note he'd written, asking for my number. I had to awkwardly reject the guy in front of his entire family, before having to keep serving them for another hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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By jesuscrip - 18/02/2016 06:08 - United States - Orrville

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML

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By nichaneely - 10/02/2010 03:32 - United States

Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML

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By Yuni - 08/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML

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By jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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LetsGetFreaky 20

Wednesday 15 June 2016 15:51

Her son must be desperate

Ginger_Love 19

Wednesday 15 June 2016 15:50

Wow. Gotta love customer service. But look on the bright side. Free food.

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Kingbenford 12

Wednesday 15 June 2016 23:52

I never understand how people get called ***** or ****** in these situations where they are taking the role of the exact opposite

Colerich 15

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:20

calls you a **** for NOT giving your number? makes sense lol

Justinspires 5

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:32

This is absolutely ridiculous. Kudos to you for being a professional

lifes_rough23 8

Thursday 16 June 2016 1:01

Are you serious? That is so disrespectful! screw customer service jobs, you don't get paid enough for people's shit!

sNOOBie_fml 24

Thursday 16 June 2016 1:44

Her loss. Your workplace got money and you got food. Just need to untangle it from your hair first..

chewsef 17

Thursday 16 June 2016 6:19

Fire in the hole?

yellowzinnias 20

Thursday 16 June 2016 7:14

...Isn't not wanting to hook up with a random stranger the OPPOSITE of being a ****?

dave__609 10

Thursday 16 June 2016 8:29

how are you a **** for declining? a **** would've said "Sure! Get out your phone! And while you're at it, take a picture!!" (flashes boobs)

thathobothere 17

Thursday 16 June 2016 9:44

Wouldn't OP be a **** if (s)he ACCEPTED?

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Saturday 5 September 2020 12:55

Please go learn what **** is. Even if she gave her number thay wouldn't make her a ****.

OneGuySixDemons 23

Saturday 14 January 2017 4:09

Isn't that being like, the opposite of a ****?

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