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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia

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Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

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dblac74 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:49

Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.

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amerwin 3

Friday 17 September 2010 16:14

haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.

Mere155 0

Friday 17 September 2010 16:10

Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award

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KEITHISAJERK 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 10:09

oh I see it's the adult awards.

LexSwift 17

Saturday 18 September 2010 11:07

That happened to me in English class. Lol. Embarrassing.

nikalb3 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 13:29

damn son be proud, if your dick is that long to stick out of your pants you should be proud.

SaintE_fml 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 14:29

you should have hung something on it decorate that ******, it was a special occasion

mpdvyper 5

Saturday 18 September 2010 14:42

**** the police

evilkory 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 14:53

what gave you the boner in the first place, the presenter?

powerhawk18 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 15:01

this is fake

iyanni3 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 15:12

Damn! I'd jus walk off stage smiling while on the inside cussin mySelf out! I'm glad I'm woman, I don't have to deal with the BONER problem! Lol, sorry for u dude

hotgirlsrock 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 15:34

haha that is so ******* funny

drakem 7

Saturday 18 September 2010 16:24

sdhk

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