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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 696
You deserved it 13 857

Same thing different taste

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mattdanfrank 0

I've wading through the winging people and found you. You're not harping on about periods, pregnancies or being caught smoking weed - you poked yourself in your eye with your toothbrush, and for that you have my admiration. If anything can sum up the whole meaning of this site, it's poking yourself in the eye with your toothbrush. F*** my toothbrush, f*** my morning, f*** my life, I've just poked myself in my eye with my f***ing toothbrush F***! Excellent.

How do you fall asleep while brushing your teeth... ? O_O

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mmmmmmm_fml 0

This is the type of comment that makes me wish there was a link that counted the people that think "you're just an idiot, that's why your life is f****d"

who cares if your dumb enough to poked your self in the eye

i do number 12! because someday penguins will fly and hippos will attack the city of "chicago" which is rough cause thats where i live...

softballplaya822 0

wow seriously? that's gotta hurt... maybe next time, you should try staying awake ;)

SayPeanuts 29

Yeah, the toothpaste must've stung bad.

cheese1756 0
redxapplexoxo 0

Once I was watching TV n the next thing i knew was I had a toothbrush in my mouth, brushing my teeth. Often times I have no clue what i'm doing. Never actuly have fallen asleep during anything of the sorts tho. Not really the smartest person in the world it seems at times.

i really do hate those kind of mornings haha.