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Same thing different taste
Ouch
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Multitasking
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Hangry dude
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who cares if your dumb enough to poked your self in the eye
i do number 12! because someday penguins will fly and hippos will attack the city of "chicago" which is rough cause thats where i live...
FAIL
WTF
i really do hate those kind of mornings haha.
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I've wading through the winging people and found you. You're not harping on about periods, pregnancies or being caught smoking weed - you poked yourself in your eye with your toothbrush, and for that you have my admiration. If anything can sum up the whole meaning of this site, it's poking yourself in the eye with your toothbrush. F*** my toothbrush, f*** my morning, f*** my life, I've just poked myself in my eye with my f***ing toothbrush F***! Excellent.
How do you fall asleep while brushing your teeth... ? O_O