By faitoh - 23/05/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Lisburn

Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML
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faitoh 10

Um, OP here. Scared to reply because of the abuse I've been getting but obviously I deserved it, I know that. 1. I guess I posted it as an FML because I realised how much of a dick/arsehole/****/wanker I'd been... 2. The guy wasn't cycling to the side like he should have been, he was more out to the middle. I just lost my cool to be honest, if he doesn't care about his safety by doing that, why should I bother about not making him jump? (unpopular opinion obviously...) 3. I should probably point out that this was a quiet road, I was the only car, otherwise I wouldn't have done it, which may be surprising to some of you... 4. He caught up to me because I slowed back down to normal speed after about 30 seconds. Guess he was stronger than I thought. 5. I KNOW I'm a colossal twat. But I still hate cyclists. Some of them are SO up their own arses. Having said that, I WILL NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.

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Top comments

flockz 19

**** my life i'm a colossal douche.

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dancinwookie 21

He was right. It is funny, because you were being an a-hole.

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Comments

skatoolaki 24

He was right. You, not so much. What a dick thing to do, OP. YDI and then some.

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legal371 5

So your one of THOSE assholes. You ******* deserve it.

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byron17 26

HAHHAHAA!!! when I saw this was in Lisburn...Woo! lisburn! I live 20 mins away!! closest FML yet! unless there is a Belfast one!

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joethebiden 8

I hope he didn't miss.

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caitlinbblack 14

That was absolutely ridiculous of you.! You're supposed to give cyclists some space in the first place because they don't have protection all around them like you do in your car. they are vulnerable to everything that goes past them. You honking at him could have scared the shit out of him and he'd probably fall under another car. oh and you're an idiot.!

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Axipiter 24

Does your insurance cover acts of revenge due to being a ******* asshole? I hope not...

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GiraffeAquarium 7

While I hate cyclists on the road, I feel like the driver deserved this. I think it's pretty much common sense that this could startle the cyclist and end up with him seriously injured.

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