By faitoh - 23/05/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Lisburn

Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML
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faitoh 10

Um, OP here. Scared to reply because of the abuse I've been getting but obviously I deserved it, I know that. 1. I guess I posted it as an FML because I realised how much of a dick/arsehole/****/wanker I'd been... 2. The guy wasn't cycling to the side like he should have been, he was more out to the middle. I just lost my cool to be honest, if he doesn't care about his safety by doing that, why should I bother about not making him jump? (unpopular opinion obviously...) 3. I should probably point out that this was a quiet road, I was the only car, otherwise I wouldn't have done it, which may be surprising to some of you... 4. He caught up to me because I slowed back down to normal speed after about 30 seconds. Guess he was stronger than I thought. 5. I KNOW I'm a colossal twat. But I still hate cyclists. Some of them are SO up their own arses. Having said that, I WILL NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.

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Top comments

flockz 19

**** my life i'm a colossal douche.

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dancinwookie 21

He was right. It is funny, because you were being an a-hole.

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Comments

Slackness 10

Now wouldn't it be a complete shock if you ended up with the police paying you a visit as per the twitter incident involving 'Emma Way'?

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Slackness 10

Oh Soz, I forgot to mention... I did report you to the police in Northern-Ireland.

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therealcat214 8

I'm glad he did that, you totally deserved it and hopefully you learned your lesson asshole.

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Chris3141 3

That's what you get for being a jerk. I would wish for karma to get you back the next time you go for a bike ride, but you're probably too fat to exercise.

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rawrmuffinsnom 18

That is highly dangerous and could get them killed.

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calucalay 13

In my state what you did was illegal so..... you deserve it.

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TVKill3r 15

What would his case be? "I wanted to be a dick and see if I could make him fall off his bike is all judge!"

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volleyball3318 13

What would your case be, dumbass. "Driver is a complete jackass and sues innocent biker" great headline.

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Ki11erC 18

You got off lightly, I would of been ripping you out the car not the wing mirror.

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middlenamefrank 8

Colossal douche doesn't even begin to describe it....that's borderline homicidal. I'd have beaten the living crap out of you.

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BobbieH 19

Maybe you should be thankful all that happened was he took off your mirror and threw it at you. I know a few cyclists that would have taken it quite a bit further. You wouldn't be walking unassisted for awhile if it had been them. You might think they're an easy target but some are more serious than you'd expect. Those types don't like being screwed with.

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