Intimacy: Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name.... - FML

By fmlalways - 22/01/2011 13:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

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Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By KANCHI - 02/06/2022 17:30 - India - Gurgaon

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States

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Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML

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By anonymous - 19/02/2011 13:12 - United States

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Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 02:00

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Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML

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By Joanna - 27/12/2018 18:00

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Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2014 03:14 - United States - Anchorage

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Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML

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sourgirl101 28

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:40

If it was "Jesus"!!!!!! It might not be too bad. Anyone else, you're screwed.

twinny_sc 13

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:19

I thought the point of divorce was to move on. Silly me and my ridiculous thoughts.

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morethanonce 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:51

Hmm, what has your husband been doing??

mx_17 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 5:54

more like *who * has her husband been doing

killatrev 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:52

learn how to spell.

tboudre 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:16

maybe he was just thinking of baseball to avoid premature climax.

dapheronixx3 3

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:25

awww sucks :(

jessiemay95 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:42

thats.....interesting. lol

longhair221 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 23:01

I think it's a sign ..!

sexycountrygirl0 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 23:48

"oohh Billy!" hahaha

tinayoufatlarddd 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 23:52

Time to invest in a strap-on.

perdix 29

Sunday 23 January 2011 2:54

That's a good start, but if she would get a double mastectomy and one of those butchy, lesbian haircuts, she could almost certainly make that marriage last.

tinayoufatlarddd 0

Monday 24 January 2011 3:15

I think a dusty beaver - s'cuse, I mean Justin Bieber - 'do is in order!

vettle 6

Sunday 23 January 2011 0:31

maybe it was his own name!

homesickabortion 2

Sunday 23 January 2011 0:34

could've been a unisex name. i'd be more concerned that your husband is a screamer.

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