Intimacy: Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name....

By fmlalways - 22/01/2011 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States

Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML

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By anonymous - 19/02/2011 13:12 - United States

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 02:00

Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML

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By Joanna - 27/12/2018 18:00

Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2014 03:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML

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Saturday 22 January 2011 20:40

If it was "Jesus"!!!!!! It might not be too bad. Anyone else, you're screwed.

twinny_sc 13

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:19

I thought the point of divorce was to move on. Silly me and my ridiculous thoughts.

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 0:50

If he tries or wants you to do things to his booty

freshx_fml 6

Sunday 23 January 2011 1:32

oh Brendan, uh I mean Brenda. oh Scary Movie 1. sofa king funny!

someone234 5

Sunday 23 January 2011 1:47

whoa whoa whoa, whaaaat?

robertd73 24

Sunday 23 January 2011 1:48

it's not his fault your name is Pat

kayluhchaos 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 2:50

lmao xD

FAdEDz 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 3:29

lol did he scream "EDWARD" or was it "JACOB" ?

elizabethann416 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 3:38

^ yay!!! Team Edward!!! (lol.... YOUR HUSBAND IS A HOMOSEXICAL!!!)

irish_unity 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 4:00

Or even homosexual !

MEM0817 18

Sunday 23 January 2011 5:18

Haha 59!

kaengle 5

Sunday 23 January 2011 6:42

that totally sucks

payton3233 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 7:51

Houston, we have a problem....

Janae1 5

Sunday 23 January 2011 8:04

I think your husband is gay time for a divorce

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