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By maybenot - 06/08/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML

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By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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By limeychefboy - 23/02/2018 01:30

Today, I was on my motorbike 200km from home, in the middle of nowhere, when I needed to poop, so I found a wooded area and did my thing. As I was climbing back up, I knocked my helmet from its perch and watched it roll right into what I’d just left. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By Carrie P - 14/08/2024 20:00 - France - Lambesc

Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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By ThrewItOntheGrooooooound - 07/04/2016 09:48 - Denmark - Odense

Today, a kind cyclist rode up next to me to inform me that my bag of groceries was about to fall off. Exceedingly careful, I slowly brought my bike to a halt. Only at the very second I stood still did I hear the dreaded "twang" as my carrier broke, and my stuff smashed to the ground. FML

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By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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**** the environment

By Anonymous - 02/12/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by riding my BMX to work. My 'rad skills' are out of whack because I hit a pothole, fell off, and landed in a pile of trash bags that were dumped by the side of the road. The irony wasn’t lost on me. FML

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By cathugger - 13/07/2019 16:30

Today, while hurrying by bike to an appointment, my chain broke. I quickly got off the road and managed to fix it on the sidewalk, covering my hands in black smear. Dirty but confident about my repair skills, I got up. A second later, felt something warm running down my neck. Bird poop. FML

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By me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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By j - 04/06/2009 03:36 - Australia

Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML

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StanSmith_fml 9

Tuesday 7 August 2012 9:34

Don't just chain your bike to random shit.

dressedskeleton 10

Tuesday 7 August 2012 9:33

An FML. Welcome to the website.

Comments

Cowgirl9999 8

Tuesday 7 August 2012 13:35

I wouldn't want your bike back...horse shit doesn't come out.

perdix 29

Tuesday 7 August 2012 14:07

With a name like Cowgirl + random digits, you must be an authority on horseshit. Thanks for your contribution -- FML needs more expert opinions.

ImmaB3AST 7

Tuesday 7 August 2012 15:35

23- horse shit is probably the easiest shit to get out. Because all they eat is hay and stuff, it's normally sort of powdered.

perdix 29

Tuesday 7 August 2012 16:37

Oh, SNAP, #23, #25 is talking shit about your knowledge of shit. He says you don't know shit about shit. Are you just going to take that shit?

mario2012 18

Tuesday 7 August 2012 16:53

Shit man that sucks.

SkateboardGirl88 11

Tuesday 7 August 2012 17:40

Ha!

freedomofmusic 12

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:10

Who says "whilst"?

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:14

YDI Why would you chain your bike to the back of a vehicle wasn't there a tree or lamp post

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 7 August 2012 20:15

too bad you need now a new bike...I recommend don't bike again while still hung over...I would think the owner of the caravan would have noticed a random bike attached to it...apparently not...