By AkaiKitsune - 26/06/2017 11:11

Today, I was sitting on the couch when my cat decided that the top of my head was the perfect height to use as a springboard to get up to the cat climbing tree. She had her claws out for traction. FML
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AkaiKitsune 31

They're not really my cats, I inherited them from my mother who spoiled them rotten. I'm more of a dog person. Well, I've got three big dogs so that's kinda obvious

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Dave_Davington 33

You really need to teach your cat not to do that in future. Next time you get the chance, use your cat's head to jump onto the cat climbing tree. Your cat will learn never to do that again. And yes, I am a professional cat trainer IRL, so I definitely know what I'm talking about.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Cat got your tongue? Hair? Scalp?

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Vanessa Ramirez 6

It's stuff like this make me question why people own cats. Do people who own cats just love to be assaulted?

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AkaiKitsune 31

They're not really my cats, I inherited them from my mother who spoiled them rotten. I'm more of a dog person. Well, I've got three big dogs so that's kinda obvious

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faifai_fml 21

Aaaaaaaaaaand that would be why your cats hate you.

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GreenReaper 13

99.99% of cats are not jerks. They are intelligent, loving animals that are usually pretty well behaved (depending on the cat). The difference between dogs and cats is that cats are too smart to be trained - they train you. They are also less likely to love everyone. A dog is BFFs with every person it meets. Cats are soulmates with the 1-2 people they choose to be their own.

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batgirlandrobin 14

Did your cat make it to the climbing tree from your head? If so, it obviously judged the situation correctly.

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KATLDVL 7

Cat people deserve every bad thing their cat does to them.

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AkaiKitsune 31

I agree. I'm a dog person myself, the cats were inherited. I've got the horse's and the dogs, unfortunately I also have the cats too.

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Cali 54

And a snake, it seems? You could charge a dollar each time a friend comes over and call it a zoo!

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GreenReaper 13

Dog people deserve every bad thing their dog does to them. Every poop/ pee on the floor, every bite, every destruction the entire house. Why would anyone ever want a dog when they can have a clean, well behaved, intelligent, loving animal like a cat?

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SignOfLibra 4

Sometimes, we already have them. Our beloved cats themselves.

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Talented73 54

Happened to a guy I know, but not on his head. We now call him Claude Baulls.

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Talented73 54

I have a snake.... in my pants.... huh-huh.... huh-huh-huh....

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SignOfLibra 4

My cat likes to sit on my back, but lately he's preferred to climb up to my shoulders then sit on them.

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