By zztopspinner - 14/03/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML
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Phobic_fml 14

just a few inches away from a darwin award. missed it by THAT much.

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laurenmacias 0

Not as bad as breaking your toe when putting panties on

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abunny7 5

I shudnt even laugh cos you cudda hurt yourself but it sounds like sutten I would do Looool

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peaceout7247 1

Wow u never thought of putting the knife down and then doing ur little man dance

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BlackBurnsRed 8

I've always had a fear of dropping a knife through my foot when I put away silverware... Sorry to hear this happened to you. And your parents are jerks, btw! haha

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emmagillespie24 11

Hahahahahahahaha that's a classic. I told my friends and we all thought it was hilarious!

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littlebluepill 1

Ydi for fist pumping

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RedCrow 0

Why were you holding the knife while fist pumping?

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Marblecakelolz 11

If I were you, I'd make up a B.S. story as to how you now have a scar on your face. Just sayin.

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