Miscellaneous: Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife....

By zztopspinner - 14/03/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 09:37 - Australia

Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML

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By jmac - 11/03/2012 03:06 - United States

Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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911 please

By hurts - 04/05/2009 18:48 - Canada

Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them, I impaled my forearm on a knife that was sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML

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Slice of life

By Eleanor - 19/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I tripped and fell on my open dishwasher, right onto a carving knife. I'm mostly ok, except that my nipple has been sliced neatly in half. Seriously, the two halves keep flapping open like a little mouth. It would be funnier if it wasn't so painful. FML

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Put it away

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00

Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML

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Gammon

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 06:00

Today, while demonstrating our new meat slicer at work, and after sharpening the blade at the end of the demonstration, I noticed some metal powder. I grabbed a rag to wipe it off, not realizing the blade was still in the “open” position. I now have six stitches and a really painful finger. FML

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By knifewow - 20/10/2016 08:30 - Australia - Ashgrove

Today, I angrily waved away an annoying fly with a large knife. I stabbed myself in the shoulder. FML

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grahambertus 11

Wednesday 14 March 2012 22:38

"wanna know how I got these scars?"

HondaKidd 5

Wednesday 14 March 2012 22:36

Buahaha! Derp

Comments

anarchyx6661 6

Thursday 15 March 2012 10:24

That's what you get for being another jersey shore wanna be bitch.

iTroller 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 10:58

Even my 9 year old cousin knows not to play around with knives..

guitarsonist666 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:57

OP, Y U NO SMARTER?!

chicken_is_good 2

Thursday 15 March 2012 21:48

That's what you get for being a fist-pumping douche.

svpanther 3

Thursday 15 March 2012 21:49

Potatoes ???

CharliesCool2084 8

Thursday 15 March 2012 22:58

Pauly D will be proud.

wlddog 14

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:37

Natural selection fail.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 16 March 2012 2:38

Bwahahaha

demonslayer1997 0

Friday 16 March 2012 6:37

Yes the fist bump of death

fourthfloor 3

Friday 16 March 2012 7:51

What a weird family...a not very intelligent son who stabs his cheek acting stupid, but the parents laughing at something like that on the way to the hospital sounds pretty sick!