By zztopspinner - 14/03/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML
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templhan 6

Don't feel bad, I sprained my entire left arm flushing the toilet.

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Bullettrane 1

have you been secretly plotting to kill yourself?

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jrs731 0

That's what you get for wanting be like those jersey shore duesch bags.

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picturescrazy 24

Posts like these make me happy that people are willing to share their misfortune due to acts of sheer stupidity xD Thanks for the laugh, OP!

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wlddog 14

Gave you a thumbs up both for your comment and because your hot.

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Random951 12

And if you look into the exhibit on the right, you will see a common high school dropout. Thes interesting creatures' habits are: being retarded on a daily basis, partying with other members of their species, and just generally failing at life.

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Korean123 5

its stuff like that when the parents dont mind paying some money for a hospital bill for that kind of entertainment

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rbaalman 4

hey mtv is a bad influende ;)

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