Today, whilst travelling interstate I had to stop for a bathroom... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Busting Matilda - 06/07/2017 04:27

Today, whilst travelling interstate I had to stop for a bathroom break. I also had the hiccoughs. As I waiting for the bathroom, a stranger came up behind me and grabbed me unexpectedly, in an effort to scare away my hiccoughs. It didn't work but needless to say I no longer needed the bathroom! FML

I agree, your life sucks 57

You deserved it 4

Halloween: Terror and Laughter
Discover stories that combine fright and humor for an unforgettably funny Halloween. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Meghan Kulak 12

Monday 10 July 2017 23:13

Is hiccoughs a foreign thing or a typo? I've only ever heard them called hiccups.

caitie_98 13

Wednesday 19 July 2017 14:35

Both variations are acceptable :) "Hiccough" was a later variation on the spelling "hiccup" (in the 1600's) due to a folk etymology (I.e people confused it with a cough so it developed that spelling)

Comments

Meghan Kulak 12

Monday 10 July 2017 23:13

Is hiccoughs a foreign thing or a typo? I've only ever heard them called hiccups.

caitie_98 13

Wednesday 19 July 2017 14:35

Both variations are acceptable :) "Hiccough" was a later variation on the spelling "hiccup" (in the 1600's) due to a folk etymology (I.e people confused it with a cough so it developed that spelling)

Keywords

Gross Animals Cats Health Relatable Poopoo peepee Parents Creepy Kids Scary Mental health Miscellaneous Cold weather Embarrassing Dating Tinder Love Cute Work Transportation Awkward Cops Sports Crush Education Teachers AITA Mother in law Weddings Public freakouts

The Top

If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] fmylife.com including a link to your website/blog/DA. But DON'T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with me, and I'll tell you what you have to do!...

I agree, your life sucks 1

You deserved it 12

Today, my wife quit her job, not wanting to go back to in person at her office, to be a stay-at-home mom. Tomorrow, for my birthday, I was going to tell her that I'm not in love with her, have found an apartment, and signed a 2-year lease. I can't afford the apartment, mortgage, and the kids' tuition. FML

I agree, your life sucks 611

You deserved it 2 771

The Top

Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML

I agree, your life sucks 885

You deserved it 388

Today, after years of hard work, I had an interview at the highest ranking university in the world 800 miles from where I live. It snowed heavily for the last 2 days closing every road, railway, and airport causing me to miss the interview. There is no rescheduling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 597

You deserved it 2 709

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 773

You deserved it 2 890

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 770

You deserved it 7 813

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 714

You deserved it 5 890

Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 749

You deserved it 140