Transportation, Weird and Airplanes: Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight,...

By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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Same thing different taste

Have a nice trip!

By whatsmccraken - 10/09/2009 12:37 - Taiwan

Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML

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Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By skrillexblewme - 02/08/2012 16:30 - United States

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML

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Salivating

By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I flew into Denver. Never having been here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By Flyier - 30/09/2017 04:30

Today, as a flight attendant, I had to deal with a passenger staring at a stewardess constantly and masturbating. His wife was sitting next to him and didn't mind. FML

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Travelling light

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was stuck in a window seat next to the biggest/angriest man I've ever seen. During the trip, I reached down to pick up what I thought was my pillow but instead managed to pull off his huge sock. I couldn't put it back so had to pretend I had no idea why he was glaring at me when he woke up. FML

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By lotd - 31/07/2012 23:28 - United Kingdom - Henley On Thames

Today, as I sat down for my flight, I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML

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talloctopus 7

Tuesday 8 January 2013 8:59

Hope he made a wish first.

pinkpixie06 11

Tuesday 8 January 2013 8:58

Ugh...*heebie jeebie dance*

Comments

graceinsheepwear 33

Tuesday 8 January 2013 15:45

Those airline meals just keep getting smaller and smaller.

joethebiden 8

Tuesday 8 January 2013 15:52

When you get groped by the TSA before the flight, anything goes afterwards.

gilliaga73 18

Tuesday 8 January 2013 15:53

Okay, so that happened in the first 15 minutes. It's weird, but if he acted completely normal after that, who cares? You have a good story to tell about your flight.

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 8 January 2013 15:57

That's a new one on me. Holy crap. And it makes me glad I don't fly much.

PaddyCake 2

Tuesday 8 January 2013 16:15

Just puked a little.

astro20 5

Tuesday 8 January 2013 16:44

Bet the rest of that flight was awkward.

mcar 13

Tuesday 8 January 2013 17:59

:ohgodmeme:

LBelle25 9

Tuesday 8 January 2013 18:38

That just made my day OP. but sorry, that's so creepy and that's a pretty long flight

Valiumknights44 12

Tuesday 8 January 2013 18:40

I was once on a 10 hour flight sitting next to a man who angled himself in his seat so that he was totally facing me... The entire time.... Then when he had to go to the bathroom he "tripped" and grabbed my boob for support... Both on his way and on his return.... I feel your pain OP