By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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FlashBurn 13

Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

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tsktoobad 0

#94, ROFLMFAO. :))) But seriously OP, blueberries do look like oxygen-deprived peas.

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sdfan1995 0

take that bitches OMG PHONE away and make her watch the news.

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swigman 3

Hey maybe you to tell her to be friends with me. I have no friends.. :(

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HeatherPatton93 0

this is soo funny

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fthku 13

What kind of parent posts something like this on their daughter? Or tries to mess with them in this way, and not having joking intentions behind it? You are a horrible parent, I hope she is your only child.

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cheesepie08 0

loool my mom calls me an airhead and a retard all the time. no big deal

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scdemonfang 2

wow i couldnt even cknvince my twelve year old sister of that. and at times when it comes to stupid things like that shes as bright as a loaf of bread. your daughter has issues.

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TimmyJingoro 1

maybe she would've turned out better if you had spent more time parenting and less time trying to use her to get cheap pops on the internet. you disgust me.

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