By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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FlashBurn 13

Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

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RiceChrispy03 9

Maybe you should try telling her that froot loops are just gay cheerios..

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daenyte_usaf 7

Now just to make sure this isnt a fluke what you need to say next is, "Honey When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. So go to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat and drop it and see if they hover!"

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kei1108 13

... Or you raised a 17 year old holding her breath.

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BostonBear 33

you just made fun of yourself saying you raised an airhead.... *slow clap*

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bubba2match 2

She's probably just messing with you

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wdunh69733 24

This may be the funniest thing I've read lately.

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JVIarijke 24

This is so funny! And a great drawing, thanks!

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Curlytwirly22 17

You just said it Op YOU raised her so you made her that way and in know it's not my place but don't call your daughter an airhead that's just mean :(

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