By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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FlashBurn 13

Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

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xxSoFlyxx 5

.+''"+.+''"+. + Hi(: + '+ +' "+,+'' / | ()""() ("( 'o' ) ,-)___)l'--. -"=(o)===(o)='

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nomnom_muffins 0

16, your picture is so ******* cute it makes me uncontrollably happy. that is all.

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rachel_renegade 0

Your daughter sounds like Brittany from Glee. Just saying.

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jagrmeister721 2

Girls are really naive and believe almost anything you tell them. I don't know why that is. I used to make stuff up and fool them, but I gave up when they believed pretty much everything. It's way too easy. Guys are just more skeptical.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Thanks for the blanket statement, however, you're wrong. We're not ALL naive.

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Winter3ice 0

Well either you're extremely convincing or (and I'm going with the latter on this one) You knew some pretty sheltered and desperate girls for them to lead you to believe all girls are naive and men tend to be more skeptical.

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SuPeRGaY69 0

thats ****** hilarious!!! i convinced my brother one time that chinchillas were just giant mice

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Shaggy_92 5

dumb blondes can suck like a vacuum cleaner. ;)

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CumShott 0

What the ****? Does that have anything to do with this? stfu

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skemo 0

you said it not me, you raised her. you totally deserve it lol

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justbigbs 6

she is a image of your self, agreed with # 195. Parents are suppose to guide and enlighten their offspring, seems like you're doing the opposite, she not your friend, she your daughter! If she can't trust you to speak honestly who else is there to trust if you can't trust your own mother! Friends are there when you have money and favors to offer, where are them when your in a bind. Family is there because god give you a bond you can't just shake off its called blood

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