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By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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FlashBurn 13

Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

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UncleJack 0

Your the airhead for thinking she really believed you.

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hurray4jmk 1

YDI for letting her get that stupid.

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I_R_Genius 3

So blueberries aren't peas just holding their breath? *GASP!!* (sarcasm)

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spanelli 16

If you had not put the "(sarcasm)" I would have never known!

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BabesYourAStar 0

don't teach your daughter stuff that isn't true

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Garytt 0

dumb girls are usually hawt

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SanpakuEyes 18

LOL! A parent after my own heart! I once convinced a boyfriend that goldfish would explode like grenades if you fed them too much.

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Atvrulez 0

shut up! it's your daughter treat her like one not call her a airhead

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