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By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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FlashBurn 13

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:56

Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

worldclass 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:57

Unless she's gorgeous, you're screwed.

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unrulyelbow 5

Monday 12 September 2011 21:04

well it sounds like it's not the first time you tell her things like that. what a surprise she's an 'airhead' now!!

unrulyelbow 5

Monday 12 September 2011 22:55

i blame lamp posts

darkknight61554 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 0:48

Wait..you mean they're not peas?

dropkik19 2

Monday 26 September 2011 12:42

How bout u put this one up for adoption before she's 18 then have another kid and try again

Taysia_Elice 6

Wednesday 7 December 2011 9:39

Well... I mean you did raise her.. So YDI for blaming your child on things that you are responsible for.

jhemi4368 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 21:49

Blow into her ear, give her a refill

scaredperson 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:46

lol awww that's terrible

barbie_9941 13

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:04

this reminds me of Haley from Modern Family... such a dits, haha

sydney456 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 3:39

You sound like a bitch

bluejoy 10

Monday 4 November 2013 3:42

Be nice

fmlbrofml 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:24

You raised a blueberry,(; - well what blueberries are on your terms, hahaha.

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