By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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FlashBurn 13

Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

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unrulyelbow 5

well it sounds like it's not the first time you tell her things like that. what a surprise she's an 'airhead' now!!

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darkknight61554 3

Wait..you mean they're not peas?

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dropkik19 2

How bout u put this one up for adoption before she's 18 then have another kid and try again

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Taysia_Elice 6

Well... I mean you did raise her.. So YDI for blaming your child on things that you are responsible for.

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scaredperson 3

lol awww that's terrible

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barbie_9941 13

this reminds me of Haley from Modern Family... such a dits, haha

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fmlbrofml 0

You raised a blueberry,(; - well what blueberries are on your terms, hahaha.

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