Friends, Gross, Cars and Transportation: Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my best friend to an '80s party. She drank too much and ended up puking all over the interior and exterior of my car, as well as inside my right legwarmer on the 30 mile trip back home. FML

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You deserved it 4 670

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Gross, dude!

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 02:30 - United States

Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 182

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

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You deserved it 6 089

By IhatebeingtheDD - 15/10/2010 14:08 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML

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You deserved it 4 086

By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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You deserved it 3 710

Oh what a night

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 465

You deserved it 9 137

Party hard

By Coldflame - 06/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 136

You deserved it 7 527

By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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You deserved it 40 950

By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 253

You deserved it 381

By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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You deserved it 393

By Med - 13/11/2012 12:02 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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You deserved it 2 974

musicalibrary 4

Monday 15 February 2010 20:06

How did she manage to puke inside your legwarmer?

vincespektor 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:09

it was an 80's party jackass. it was the style back then

Comments

goatboy197 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:29

why didn't you just take it off?

maskedman 9

Monday 15 February 2010 21:53

then how would her legs stay warm silly.

R3kli3 10

Monday 15 February 2010 20:33

that's xo nasty

KRUSH_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:33

and thats why women shouldn't drive

cooki3monst3r77 9

Monday 15 February 2010 20:34

you fault. I'd have Told the bitch to walk since she was irresponsible

perdix 29

Monday 15 February 2010 20:35

She took that 80's theme WAY too seriously. Back then, kids, puking all over cars was as cool as jackets with the sleeves pushed up. I think Corey Hart had a hit song about that.

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:35

Let me guess . . . mix tape?

lynsieloowho 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:06

did you have her clean it all up? I would of. if I was the one puking I would of offered to clean it all like you are supposed to!

bugmenotmofo 34

Monday 15 February 2010 21:26

YDI for you and your friend being too stupid to not know how to party without getting wasted (this coming from somebody who has gotten wasted more time than id like to admit)

tikimuppet 11

Monday 15 February 2010 21:43

I would have made her walk home, or would have rung for a taxi for her, and made her pay

Redsox68 0

Monday 15 February 2010 22:06

who travels 30 miles for a party? and with a "friend" who drinks too much?

Lightslei 0

Monday 15 February 2010 22:14

YDI for taking your friend who doesn't know their drinking limits to an 80's party.

Starfire22 5

Monday 15 February 2010 22:27

Well there hasnt been anyone on this thread (so far) saying that you can't drink, we're just saying not to get totally wasted and ruining the party for your friend, that's stuck taking care of your wasted self. That's where we are having the issue with...

Lightslei 0

Monday 15 February 2010 22:34

Where'd I say don't drink? I just said the OP deserved it because their friend doesn't know their limit in regards to how much alcohol they can consume without getting wasted.