Friends, Gross, Cars and Transportation: Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my best friend to an '80s party. She drank too much and ended up puking all over the interior and exterior of my car, as well as inside my right legwarmer on the 30 mile trip back home. FML

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You deserved it 4 669

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Same thing different taste

Gross, dude!

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 02:30 - United States

Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 411

You deserved it 3 182

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 427

You deserved it 6 089

By IhatebeingtheDD - 15/10/2010 14:08 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 452

You deserved it 4 086

By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 990

You deserved it 3 710

Oh what a night

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 465

You deserved it 9 137

Party hard

By Coldflame - 06/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 136

You deserved it 7 527

By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 279

You deserved it 40 950

By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 253

You deserved it 381

By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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You deserved it 393

By Med - 13/11/2012 12:02 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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You deserved it 2 974

musicalibrary 4

Monday 15 February 2010 20:06

How did she manage to puke inside your legwarmer?

vincespektor 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:09

it was an 80's party jackass. it was the style back then

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KurouTenshi 0

Monday 15 February 2010 22:25

I was manufactured in the 80s :D

DonkeyDelight 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:17

LOL. Triforce ftw btw.

psyco5000 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:52

I woulda made her walk. women can't handle that much alcohol anyways. u shoulda known that. ydi.

kiwicutie_101 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:46

YDI for driving with a drunk person

purpleturtle21 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:28

new paint job!? I want one!

no_ones_here 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:44

COOKIE!!

purpleturtle21 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:45

no Jordan it's a car and throw up I'm pretty sure doesn't taste like cookies :)

no_ones_here 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:46

JeRk_BuTt. :(

no_ones_here 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:48

She didn't answer her phone,

mileycyrusisgay 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:03

ydi for going to an 80's party.

PuPeT_KaI 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 11:15

That's why you pretend you don't know them when you leave, or tie them to the top of your vehicle like their a mattress. <3 ;3

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:08

Why commit yourself to doing something if you don't want to deal with the consequences?

gossipgrrl7 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:16

who freakin wears leg warmers anymore? nobody I know. it's ur fault for taking her and letting her get that drunk.

Musickal 16

Thursday 25 February 2010 2:12

Hey smart one, it said it was an EIGHTIES PARTY. People wore leg warmers in the eighties. Genius.

mtc4ever 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 8:40

take the leg warmer off? just a thought

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Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999

Same thing different taste

Gross, dude!

Oh what a night

Party hard

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